Crazy Substitute Teachers

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  • 15/07/2016 को प्रकाशित
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  • Remzor
    Remzor साल पहले +2081

    The teacher was probably asleep with his eyes open.

    • Devwardhan Kothari
      Devwardhan Kothari 2 महीने पहले

      @Ariana Lussier same problem but my eyes are partially closed.

    • Remzor
      Remzor 2 महीने पहले

      @Yue sorry bout that XD

    • Yue
      Yue 2 महीने पहले +1

      Me seeing this comment right after making the same one and having to delete it

    • UnknownUser
      UnknownUser 2 महीने पहले +1

      I feel like that teacher might have been extremely baked to the point where they are no longer in reality.

    • Billy Bully
      Billy Bully साल पहले


  • OneSock
    OneSock 9 महीने पहले +473

    my father once told me about a teacher he used to have in highschool (i think?) who wanted every individual's behavior and posture to be as perfect as possible. he often scolded people for not having their backs straight. one morning when my father was at school, he was pretty tired when arriving, so he rested his head on top of his desk. the teacher told him to straighten his posture, so he lifted his head and rested it on his hand. then the teacher came up to him again and said, "maybe if your family weren't poor hobos, you'd be able to afford a bed to sleep on so you wouldn't be so tired at school!"
    my dad flipped him off, walked out, and never saw the teacher again.

    • Liana
      Liana 3 महीने पहले


    • CatArtz
      CatArtz 3 महीने पहले

      Good for him-

    • Stephen Perez
      Stephen Perez 3 महीने पहले +1

      That was totally uncalled for! What does money have to do with being tired?!

    • Stray Kiss wHo by Stray Kids
      Stray Kiss wHo by Stray Kids 4 महीने पहले +1

      your dad did the right thing

    • Bodie glass
      Bodie glass 4 महीने पहले


  • Robin E
    Robin E 8 महीने पहले +95

    It is so nice looking back at these old videos and see how much Jaiden have grown in person and in animating. Really wonderful to see

  • Ackyducc
    Ackyducc महीने पहले +7

    There was a substitute teacher everyone loved who was just a sweet old guy who would punish misbehavior by telling terrible puns. He was the actual best.

  • Michael Butler
    Michael Butler 2 महीने पहले +7

    1:15-1:58 I’m really proud of that boy. It takes a special kind of strength and courage to overcome bystander syndrome and help someone in danger. Not all of us have that strength and courage, unfortunately. MHA taught me that, and i won’t soon forget it.

  • Tricia Lane
    Tricia Lane 2 साल पहले +6560

    Why is nobody talking about the kid that saved a girls life

    • circle egg
      circle egg 8 दिन पहले

      @Jojo Tabingo it's someone that likes someone too much and they get clingy or sum

    • ItsScott Studios
      ItsScott Studios 12 दिन पहले

      You did

    • Ayati :The Rock star
      Ayati :The Rock star 16 दिन पहले

      @Julio Von Matterhorn No. (stupid)

    • Emily Blythe
      Emily Blythe 17 दिन पहले

      I clapped

    • Rachel Nguyen
      Rachel Nguyen 23 दिन पहले

      I was choking in class 🤔 bc carrots so idk

  • Shirley
    Shirley 9 महीने पहले +13

    I had a substitute teacher that tried to give me detention for sneezing. All the bad kids stood up and defended me because I was the only one that actually knew what was going on in class lol.
    Also had a sub yell at me for sitting quietly and reading after finishing a test.

    • Yana Roos
      Yana Roos 9 महीने पहले

      Такое Ерунда

  • snowangelnc
    snowangelnc 10 महीने पहले +59

    One substitute teacher and I had a regular routine whenever she took role in my class. She kept her eyes on the paper as she read and checked off names. She'd read my first name, then for my last name she would pronounce it "Br-ah-n?" while pausing and looking at me with a questioning look to make sure she'd gotten it right. I'd answer, "Brown," and she'd continue on down the list. Yes, it's pronounced exactly like the color. No, there was no kind of language barrier or regional accent difference. The first time it happened I figured she couldn't read the regular teacher's handwriting. But no, it happened ever single time for every single teacher from 6th to 12th grade.

  • Monkey 22
    Monkey 22 2 महीने पहले +4

    In my elementary school, we usually had 2 substitute teachers, one was an older lady and was very sweet. The other one was exactly like the one Jaiden was talking about.

  • The Boulder027
    The Boulder027 5 महीने पहले +5

    In my high school science class we had a sub for about a month while our regular teacher was recovering from surgery. One day after we had finished a test some other kids asked what the answers were to questions they had trouble with. I decided to ask about one too but I guess she didn't know the answer, but instead of saying that she said "you'll have to wait until you get the test back to find out." I asked why, since she had just answered like three other questions, and she kind of snapped at me and said she was tired of my attitude. That really caught me off guard. I wasn't known for having an attitude back then, I was the quiet kid. To this day I can't figure out what I did to set her off like that.

  • kyla n
    kyla n 4 साल पहले +10516

    why do animators have such an interesting life

    • Coll Wars
      Coll Wars 3 दिन पहले

      @Martín casas I could sell you some.

    • Asmarlovesbutterø
      Asmarlovesbutterø 5 दिन पहले

      @AverageEnjoyerGuy I could

    • Asmarlovesbutterø
      Asmarlovesbutterø 5 दिन पहले

      As an animator myself (i havnt made anything I’m proud of so I’m not posting yet) we just make a story into 10 paragraphs then animate it then post we just are all weird interverts (nothing against you just saying that if you wanted you could make story’s to it really wont be boring it will be interesting to people)

    • Katerina S
      Katerina S 7 दिन पहले

      i feel like because they add to a topic a lot, the first video “mr.blank slate” i think makes a good example:) jaiden is also such an amazing animator

    • Noob
      Noob 7 दिन पहले

      Mostly video games and. School

  • Trevor Leder
    Trevor Leder 6 महीने पहले +5

    3:23 for anyone who wants to hear Lixian's lecture because i came back to this video years later and jumped for joy when i remembered it was him when i read the description desperately searching for Jaiden saying whose voice it was

  • Lindy550not-offical
    Lindy550not-offical 8 महीने पहले +2

    We actually used to have a older sub in 3rd grade. He was about in his 50’s/60’s and *EVERYBODY* liked him. He would usually step in to teach the L.O.T.E class (language other than English) and he usually only talked about his small dog and art for the entire class. Sometimes he showed us art his other students did and art tips, and some pictures of his small dog and scars of how he bit him in the past (they were some pretty deep scars)
    And also in 3rd grade, nearing march our teacher had a long break for the rest of the year because she had a baby and a sub stepped in to teach us. I won’t say what her name was but all I’ll say is that everybody joked about calling her Mrs Pringle. She was German and overall was a lovely sub. And yes, the class got to see the original teacher’s baby nearing the end of school, it was a she and everybody surprised her with a lovely baby shower.

  • MalevolentSnow
    MalevolentSnow 5 महीने पहले

    I once had a substitute teacher that said (and quote) “sitting is a privilege.” He made kids that acted out stand up while he taught and we all thought it was hilarious so we talked about it and told other teachers. Yeah never saw that man again.

  • Akela
    Akela 7 महीने पहले +1

    One time my drama teacher went on leave for a few weeks and we got a substitute that was supposedly a proper drama teacher. I say supposedly because this woman tried to convince us that method acting wasn't a real acting technique.
    Everything had to be done the exact way she wanted or else it was wrong. She once chided me for not wearing a costume for an in class performance, saying that it broke the immersion. The only reason the other kids in my group had anything resembling a costume was because we went through the prop room, there wasn't anything in there that fit me and suited my character so I just wore stage blacks.
    Also for someone so specific in her mindset she was surprisingly inattentive. Once during class me and a few friends made a Macca's run and she didn't notice. We brought the food back to school and shared it around our practice groups in the hallway and she still didn't notice.
    Everyone hated her and we were so happy when our normal teacher came back.

  • Lucy C.
    Lucy C. साल पहले +2961

    Girl : **is choking**
    The sub : *sounds like a you problem*

    • jelly_melishka
      jelly_melishka 2 महीने पहले


    • theammaar
      theammaar 10 महीने पहले

      My life

    • MAsKR lzxw
      MAsKR lzxw 10 महीने पहले

      @Princess Brave yes

    • BlanketMonster
      BlanketMonster 10 महीने पहले

      Ye also Lucy is mah friends name

    • Princess Brave
      Princess Brave 10 महीने पहले

      @MAsKR lzxw the fu-

  • Nicopavvi 8
    Nicopavvi 8 3 महीने पहले +1

    In high school we had this substitute teacher we called "Mr sculpture".
    In my school when a teacher was missing we had this system: the teacher would have sent to our class email address an email with explained what to do. Every substitute followed this system except for Mr Sculpture, no, he shouted weird art lessons (let's be clear, he wasn't an art teacher, he had a music degree) which were all about the early Christian sculptures and their place in propaganda against the.... "arian jews". Despite nobody listening, despite everyone telling him to let us do our tasks and not bother us with some non requested lessons, he continued for two years, until he got retired.

  • Nadia
    Nadia 7 महीने पहले +3

    In england we don't have subs we have this thing called 'cover'. Its when a teacher isn't in and the kids who have that teacher go to the 'cover room' and to worksheets and stuff. They sometimes set work on computers or if you're well behaved you're allowed to go on the computers. One of the cover teachers is pretty strict and the other one is OK, but sometimes she also gets mad. The problem with cover in my school is that when you're in cover and there is more than one class, you're not allowed to talk at all. You can't even whisper with the person next to you and it kind of sucks.

  • Poké Gamer Boy 17
    Poké Gamer Boy 17 4 महीने पहले +1

    i had this one sub that no one is excited to have. she's 93.
    in case that didn't speak for itself:
    when she takes attendance, she would pronounce someone's name correctly, then say it again incorrectly, like she assumed the correct pronunciation was wrong.
    she tries to be strict, but she has a sweet voice, so it just makes everyone laugh somehow. there's a guy who was in one of my classes (we'll call him joe) who always tries to do something that will get the sub mad, just so she can "yell" at him in her sweet little voice.
    she knows nothing about teaching, so she always follows the exact guidelines that the school gives her. she forces us to leave our phones in a box when we go to the bathroom, and she signs us out. she doesn't let us go anywhere when someone else is already out of the room. she doesn't let us use earbuds, even when it's for the assignment we were given.
    she tells us not to talk in class, then she asks someone a random question that should be self-explanatory.
    there's my crazy sub story.

  • JustAPers0n
    JustAPers0n 6 महीने पहले

    One regular sub that we had was the coolest. Everyone loved him because he did the lesson but was really lenient and charismatic.

  • The Meme Lord
    The Meme Lord साल पहले +1103

    Random girl: "Choking on a carrot"
    The sub: *This is fine*

    • jelly_melishka
      jelly_melishka 2 महीने पहले +1


    • William Herman
      William Herman साल पहले

      @Sharice Lajeunesse Are you and the kid who was choking on the carrot's best buddy?

    • King Dedede
      King Dedede साल पहले +1

      Kinda funny how you commented that on deaths comment

    • exis !!
      exis !! साल पहले +1

      @Sharice Lajeunesse yes i figured

    • Sharice Lajeunesse
      Sharice Lajeunesse साल पहले +8

      I'm alive by the way

  • Constanza Coniglioni
    Constanza Coniglioni 5 महीने पहले

    When I was like 11 years old we had a substitute teacher for like a couple weeks that was obviously still very young, like in her twenties, and you could see she had close to no experience with children. One time a bunch of kids were gathered around her in the middle of class asking her questions about the homework and the subjects we were learning. She didn't know how to handle all of them talking and questioning her at the same time so she just started getting more and more irritated and at one point one of my classmates behind her had called her like 4 times and the teacher was still talking to other kids so the girl called her once more and istg this lady does a 180 turn at the speed of light and yells "WHAT??!!!" in the face of this 11 yo girl. She jumped in place and quietly said "can I go to the bathroom?" and the teacher was like "OKAY WHATEVER!!!" and turned back to talk to the other students. I remember sitting at my desk nd turning to look at my best friend like "bro are you seeing this shit?????"

  • Lana Felder
    Lana Felder 9 महीने पहले +1

    Here's a story about the best sub I've had in school so far.
    My math teacher is like Mr. YetToBeThrownOutLemon. Let's call her Mrs. Smith, for simplicity. She will yell at anyone if they're talking, tell people off for not wearing a mask (despite the fact that she has hers off for the majority of the class), and get mad if anyone is even a little bit within 3 feet of eachother.
    So, about 2 or 3 months ago, Mrs. Smith's daughter gave birth, so she was supposed to be out for a week. *Best news of my life.* Everyone seemed excited. So, when the day came, we were introduced to our amazing sub, which we will call Mrs. Johnson, once again I'm unoriginal. The entire class loved her, and some kids even said they learnt better with Mrs. Johnson then with Mrs. Smith. She never yelled at us a single time, and even told us hilarious stories about kids she had taught before, and almost always let us work in groups. Once the week was over, I was really sad that she wouldn't be subbing for us anymore. Then more great news popped in. Mrs. Smith was gonna be out for another week. *Also some of the best news I've gotten.*
    In conclusion, everyone loved Mrs. Johnson. End of story.

  • Morrigan KASA
    Morrigan KASA 7 महीने पहले +1

    I wouldn't have minded having that Strict Substitute Teacher when I was in school. Actually might have preferred that then some regular teachers.

  • Unamused_Hyena-23
    Unamused_Hyena-23 5 महीने पहले +1

    I had a sub so nervous yet unaware that he didn’t notice that a kid from a completely other class was in the room and stayed there for the entire lesson just f*ing around. The kid even wore a “disguise” (sunglasses). It was hilarious. It honestly looked like we were more in charge than him because of how oblivious he was. I just sat there doodling and listening to all the drama XD.

  • fahmida farees
    fahmida farees साल पहले +3530

    “We all like subs”
    Unless they’re even more strict than the original teacher and the whole day is just hell

    • Skyblock64
      Skyblock64 25 दिन पहले

      I got 50/50

    • Liz
      Liz महीने पहले

      One of my subs yelled at me for grabbing water

    • Dark Jayden
      Dark Jayden महीने पहले

      @Snakestuff same the sub got mad at me for taking notes

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      Neraria-san महीने पहले


  • 𝘼𝙫𝙖 𝘽.
    𝘼𝙫𝙖 𝘽. 11 महीने पहले +1

    One time I had a theatre substitute, and she literally only spoke like 3 sentences in the entire period. She did not even tell us to start getting our stuff together whenever we were supposed to go to our next period.

  •  The enby frog
    The enby frog 2 महीने पहले

    I remember having a substitute teacher who got so mad at a kid for standing up for a bit without permission that, instead of showing a movie, whipped out a violin, and started to play without a word. This went on for about 5 minutes until he stopped because he SNAPPED THE STRINGS. He then bit them off, stating, ''Never fear!'' We didn't end up watching a movie. He claimed to know the teacher, so anything we did would go straight back to her. We talked to her about him, and she said she hadn't heard of him before then.
    Edit: I forgot about the teacher who took away my book when I read in class, called me her ''living doll'', and told a girl with a high voice to ''stop talking in that weird voice''

  • Johanna Fox
    Johanna Fox 10 महीने पहले +1

    As someone who's working on becoming a teacher rn: why would someone become a teacher, waste 6 1/2 years of their life, if they don't like children /being a teacher 😂 i would never do all these assignments if I knew I'd hate the job when I'm done with uni.

  • Andrés
    Andrés 4 महीने पहले

    that old man actually seemed to respect the students

  • 馬鹿
    馬鹿 2 साल पहले +16658

    Girl: *chokes on a carrot*
    Sub: ah, yes, suffering.

  • Lynlee Burns
    Lynlee Burns 6 महीने पहले

    Jaiden technically saved my brother. I actually learned the Heimlich from this video. A couple days after I watched It, my brother choked on McDonald's fries. I wouldn't have saved him If it wasn't for Jaiden.

  • Starfox Smash
    Starfox Smash 3 महीने पहले +1

    One of the substitute teachers I remember having was in high school. I don't remember his name, but one of the nicknames he would want us to call him is "Your Majesty." (Don't ask. I'm still trying to figure that one out.)

  • LandonCrafter
    LandonCrafter 10 महीने पहले +3

    Jaiden was so more cringe in her old videos it will always make me laugh, lol

  • Dylan Gem Blender
    Dylan Gem Blender 9 महीने पहले +1

    Mr."yet to be thrown out lemon" is actually: Mr."Steamed pepper in an old sock"

  • Snicket [VA]
    Snicket [VA] 2 साल पहले +8247

    “I don’t tolerate jokers in my classroom.”
    *this isn’t your classroom.*

    • Catlover
      Catlover 5 महीने पहले +1


    • Link the Hylian Champion
      Link the Hylian Champion 5 महीने पहले

      @Whafflete "I don't tolerate jokers in OUR classroom." lol

    • chang'e
      chang'e 5 महीने पहले


    • Frances Agtang
      Frances Agtang 6 महीने पहले

      I mean true tho

    • Dj reviews
      Dj reviews 6 महीने पहले


  • Alisa Pavlovica
    Alisa Pavlovica 11 महीने पहले +1

    I once had a substitute teacher for my English class and it was for two hours, the first hour was fine and I’m the second hour he started saying how bay men can’t be parents and how a child needs a female figure in their life and how being gay is bad and how he’s allowed to say these words because of his religion. And everyone in my class was 12-13. We were all respectful and somebody asked him “what if a child had two mothers, what’s your opinion in that?” And he just completely missed the question. There was already three people crying and 4 people stormed out they didn’t want to hear his words. The lesson was basically about how like in the 1800s that men were more strong and women were like house wives. And he just kept talking about how being gay was wrong, it’s disgusting and he’s allowed to have that opinion. Meanwhile the kids that stormed out they went to go find the principal and told him all about it. The principal then came to our class took the teacher outside and we left the doors open so we could hear it all and then we heard him being fired. End of story we had a homophobic teacher fired who still believes in 1800s views where men are strong and women are house wives.

  • SlippPlays
    SlippPlays 2 महीने पहले

    Best subs I had were the ones you actually get to talk to during work time. You know, they ask you about your life, your family, the news, making jokes, etc.
    The only subs in my opinion that are not better than the real teacher are the band subs.

  • Gonebonks Karlson
    Gonebonks Karlson 9 महीने पहले +2

    One time, in like 4th grade, my substitute teacher was playing on her phone so, the next day she was still our sub, so she let us play on our electronics at school, so she got fired, and we never saw her again.

  • Daddy Yahweh
    Daddy Yahweh 7 महीने पहले

    Honestly besides the grumpiness of Mr yet to be thrown out lemon, I would love a substitute who would ask how to properly pronounce my name. My name is EXTREMELY hard for Americans to say on their own, so most never bothered, and it kind of hurt me. Lol

  • Broglee 🥦
    Broglee 🥦 साल पहले +2327

    The best sub I've ever had just let us vibe for the whole day, then came up while I was reading and asked me what my name was. I got super nervous and my head was looking back at the day trying to find something I did wrong. When I told him my name, he said, "Ok, I'm making a list of people who behaved well for the teacher."
    The relief I felt-

    • Dakota Hickey
      Dakota Hickey 2 महीने पहले

      try singing this✌🏼

    • 𝚕𝚊𝚕𝚒 💕☺️
      𝚕𝚊𝚕𝚒 💕☺️ 6 महीने पहले +1

      LUCKY 😭💔

    • Arjun Mangat
      Arjun Mangat 7 महीने पहले +3

      One time in my math class I was on my phone playing clash of clans and the sub watched me play and told me he was town hall ten and I thought he was about to snitch on me and was chill

    • rosie 2.0
      rosie 2.0 7 महीने पहले +3

      Yep whenever a sub or your new teacher asks for your name nerves explode everywhere

    • Breaderik The Great
      Breaderik The Great 8 महीने पहले +3

      The best Subs are those who even let you be on your Smartphone
      For a while our French Teacher became sick the morning before school on days er had here (I guess she had enough of us) and the subs realized that they have us 15-30 Minutes after the lesson begun

  • Cl0V3RS
    Cl0V3RS 10 महीने पहले

    in one of my classes, everyone would make up a fake name when we had a new sub. it was the most hilarious thing ever

  • Someonebywho?
    Someonebywho? 5 महीने पहले

    I love how I was four when this came out and I still love this till this day :)

  • Huggy Lama
    Huggy Lama 9 महीने पहले

    Once we had a sub teacher that let us do everything we wanted. I think you can imagine what happened...

  • um
    um 6 महीने पहले +1

    Yooo Lixian literally voice acted in this and then a few years later became Markiplier's editor.
    That's crazy.

  • Darkner
    Darkner साल पहले +655

    When you realise that the voice actor for the teacher is now Markiplier's editor.

    • •¿ToyPlushCrazy?•
      •¿ToyPlushCrazy?• 2 महीने पहले


    • Mebi_Animatez
      Mebi_Animatez 3 महीने पहले +1


    • Quinn Lim
      Quinn Lim 3 महीने पहले +1


    • Lapetus
      Lapetus 6 महीने पहले


    • Rebirth
      Rebirth 6 महीने पहले +2

      from rotting lemon substitute teacher to editor for one of the biggest youtube channels on the site

  • Not a people person
    Not a people person 13 दिन पहले

    I had a substitute once that told my whole class of 4th graders that she woke up that morning with a bad feeling in her stomach, knowing we’d be horrible 😃

  • Neko
    Neko 7 महीने पहले

    It sounds like you had fun teachers.
    i have this one substitute teacher before Covid, and the one kid was clicking his pen and just making alot of noise with his binder looking for the worksheet, she got insanly annoyed and took his binder and all of his work away from him. then 5 minutes later she yelled at him again for not working and not having his stuff out. Shes insane.

  • The Real Cheesy
    The Real Cheesy 9 महीने पहले +1

    My math teacher, who i hate, always has the same sub. I happen to love that sub. She's this really sweet Chinese woman, and she taught us how to say hello in Chinese. Also she opens the windows and leaves the blinds up so we can see outside so that's a plus

  • ♡︎amity kinnie♡︎
    ♡︎amity kinnie♡︎ 10 महीने पहले

    Yeah, we all have to come to the front and get worksheets too. I’ve always wondered why we don’t do it the way practical schools do-

  • SoapTJ
    SoapTJ साल पहले +2833

    I was once in english and we we're doing drawing or sm and I got up to get some colors and this teacher goes "you need permission to stand up," I was just speechless.

    • Itz_echofeather
      Itz_echofeather 3 महीने पहले

      isn't that normal -_-

    • xPositively•Pupx
      xPositively•Pupx 5 महीने पहले


    • KristyKiyomi
      KristyKiyomi 5 महीने पहले

      Wait all my teachers have been/ are like that. I’ve gotten trouble for resting my head on my fist and crossing my legs… I guess schools are just stricter in Asia?

    • jelly oshy
      jelly oshy 6 महीने पहले

      wait. You guys usually can stand up without permission? We get a note on our diary if we do😅

    • Vicioussnake
      Vicioussnake 6 महीने पहले +1

      In my school there is a toilet pass that you get by a doctor signing something if you have a medical condition you get one and today someone in my class asked the teacher if he could go to the toilet and pulled out the toilet pass
      Still didn't let him go to the toilet

  • Julia C
    Julia C महीने पहले

    Imagine having Mr. Yettobethrownoutlemon as a teacher for a whole semester. Minus the Biology story.

  • Rachel
    Rachel 8 महीने पहले

    One time in 6th grade, we had this sub for math. At first she seemed just pretty chill, she didn't really care if we talked as long as we weren't too loud. But the thing is, we absolutely could not be quiet in math. I guess just because we were bored or something, but we just couldn't stay quiet. So, after several times we got to loud, she banned talking. We still could not stay quiet. Then she said something like, "You're just being DISRESPECTFUL at this point. If anyone talks now, you're being sent to the principles office." and i was just like, you have way too high an opinion of us, we can't not talk. we were quiet after that tho.

  • EnderNetGaming
    EnderNetGaming 4 महीने पहले +1

    Holy hell. When I heard Lixian's voice as the teacher, I started choking on my cheese XD

  • Harkz0r
    Harkz0r 8 महीने पहले

    I'm surprised everyone can remember their substitutes, unless most people are just young and still in school. For me it was a very rare occurrence that I ever had one, and they were almost always worse than our actual teacher, so I can't remember much about those lessons other than that they were probably going to be boring and/or uncomfortable.
    In terms of my actual teachers, I do recall one that had a permanent grimace as though she was sucking on a lemon tart (very dour personality). And the only detention I ever received came from having forgotten my homework _once_ in one particular class, I want to say either French or cooking. I was then very amused at the hypocrisy of a school inflicting reading as a punishment when the English department heads were trying to get kids interested in reading. I just had a pleasant, quiet hour with a book of choice (The Godfather, IIRC).
    Most of my teachers were great, though. One in particular I had for English I was very fond of. He taught both the highest and lowest ability sets; everyone in our group loved him but the bottom set apparently loathed him. Though I imagine what he had to put up with in that group.
    I mostly think being a substitute must just be very awkward in general. Being routinely thrust into a classroom full of children you don't know and made to be responsible for conducting lessons would make me anxious as hell.

  • spades
    spades 6 साल पहले +3926

    "So I'll call him Mr.YetToBeThrownOutLemon."
    "Just for simplicity."
    Yes Jaiden
    Because Mr.YetToBeThrownOutLemon is a very simplistic name.

    • ♡Your beloved Latte♡
      ♡Your beloved Latte♡ 4 महीने पहले

      @Jaiden Animations "tsu"
      Google translate

    • Danny
      Danny 10 महीने पहले

      All my substitutes we're all nice my favorite one was when they let us watch the bee movie

    • Jodie Bartholomew Oates
      Jodie Bartholomew Oates 10 महीने पहले

      @Mother Winter umm its thought though.

    • Palkia Turned 8-Bit
      Palkia Turned 8-Bit 11 महीने पहले

      @Jaiden Animations this translated to TSU

    • Dee MatMok
      Dee MatMok 11 महीने पहले

      Can’t get any simpler than that

  • Salty
    Salty 5 महीने पहले +4

    1:38 actually before that you should hit them on the back 5 times (waiting between each hit to see if the object comes out)

  • APileOfLaundry
    APileOfLaundry 6 महीने पहले +1

    One time when the sub was talking to the class, she stopped suddenly and just started staring at me...she gave the coldest, hardest stare in existence. I finally asked if she was looking at me. And she got mad at me because apparently I had this look on my face that meant I wasn't paying attention...ok then

  • Ryan Cummins
    Ryan Cummins 9 महीने पहले +1

    I had a pretty regular history sub that would call everyone a communist and do karate practice during work time.
    The man was 86 at the time.

  • Gonk
    Gonk 8 महीने पहले

    _”Somehow, he made everyone in the class feel uncomfortable, just by existing.”_
    story of my life

  • Mason Lee
    Mason Lee 2 साल पहले +852

    Jaiden: This girl behind me was eating carrots and then she started choking
    Other People: Oh no, I hope the girl will be okay!
    Me: Wait, you guys got to eat in class?!

    • Sylvie Johnson
      Sylvie Johnson 2 महीने पहले

      Most teachers don’t let us eat in class but my science teacher let us eat as long as it was small snacks and not like an entire lunch or something

    • Callum Poe
      Callum Poe साल पहले


    • Tabby_cat Meow!
      Tabby_cat Meow! 2 साल पहले

      Mason Lee the sub wouldn’t care BRUUUUUUUUHHHH

    • Constella Stargaze
      Constella Stargaze 2 साल पहले

      @Hannah's Creative Corner ikr lol

    • Hannah's Creative Corner
      Hannah's Creative Corner 2 साल पहले +1

      My mind:she looks like a carrot herself😂🤣🙃😇

  • The Ice Axolotl
    The Ice Axolotl 7 महीने पहले +1

    I’ve had subs way more then I’ve had my normal teacher and it’s just as amazing and relaxing as it sounds 😎

    • GG SPongy
      GG SPongy 3 महीने पहले

      Thats si cool its the same with my class cause pandemic :( and my math teacher quit..

  • luis chirinos
    luis chirinos 9 महीने पहले +1

    Once I had a sub and he let us draw during reading and basically let us SKIP A VERY IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT! Our teacher was pretty mad but since she’s a really nice teacher she doesn’t scream and sometimes let’s us bend the rules so yay!!!
    Love your vids also. :)

  • Maria Girtler-Budesca
    Maria Girtler-Budesca 8 महीने पहले

    My substitute teacher is my history teacher, he's my favourite! He teaches us, but he often tells us funny jokes, sometimes he spares us, and sometimes he don't. But I like him anyways!

  • AnimalLoverAvery
    AnimalLoverAvery 6 महीने पहले

    We have an older sub who is the EXACT opposite of that guy. Every class at the start he gives the most amazing pep talk speech about how he loves us like his grandchildren, how he’s not an educator he is just a sub here to watch us, and how we can do it blah blah etc. I FRIGGING love that guy!!

  • Eve Grace
    Eve Grace साल पहले +639

    I just realized Lixian did the voice of Mr Yet-To-Be-Thrown-Out-Lemon. He famous now

    • tntz47
      tntz47 महीने पहले

      Thats fine. :p

    • Eve Grace
      Eve Grace महीने पहले

      @tntz47 I don't read the description and I would not have recognized him several years ago regardless :D

    • Dah Frog
      Dah Frog महीने पहले

      Is it just me or I found it funny that you said “He famous now”

    • Quinn Lim
      Quinn Lim 3 महीने पहले

      I was shocked, too

    • astek lenartowicz
      astek lenartowicz 8 महीने पहले +4

      lixian is our god

  • Your Neighborhood Ana
    Your Neighborhood Ana 9 महीने पहले +2

    I had a sub who turned on a movie where we had to take notes and she literally spent the ENTIRE 45 MINUTE PERIOD PAUSING THE MOVIE AND TELLING US WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT. SHE STARTED IT AND WOULD PAUSE IT AND SAY “so the next thirty seconds they talk about the process of steel working” . After that some jerk would say “what” as a joke and laugh as she said it again. And again. I swear I almost screamed every single time she paused it.

  • AndersWatches
    AndersWatches 7 महीने पहले

    I’m just trying to figure out how someone can possibly mispronounce Jaiden 😅

  • Snowgirl
    Snowgirl 8 महीने पहले

    Once, my sub shared his screen to a board on the front of the room, and then he was just like:
    Don't look at that board! It's _my_ privacy. Understand?
    But it was _impossible_ ,'cause right next to it was a text we should use to solve the quiz our teacer gave.

  • Clarissa Richards
    Clarissa Richards 5 महीने पहले

    In my spanish class we were always so happy to get a sub! Because Señora M, had a thick spanish accent because she was an immigrant from Spain and so we could barely understand a single word she said. Also she was very strict.
    (I found out later after I graduated, that I was her favorite)
    So when we had a sub who could actually speak english, we were so happy!

  • nukacapdidntcap
    nukacapdidntcap 2 साल पहले +2200

    Girl: *chokes on a carrot.*
    Sub: eh whatever she’ll probably live, who cares

    • ShadowSkyX
      ShadowSkyX साल पहले

      More like: not in my hands. She knows better than to bring and eat food in class. She'll know better now

    • Amy Sales
      Amy Sales साल पहले

      nukacapdidntcap ok!

    • Holy Rat
      Holy Rat साल पहले

      *The girl dies*
      The teacher: Its because of that damn phone

    • Jonalynn
      Jonalynn 2 साल पहले

      He probably can look in the future

    • nukacapdidntcap
      nukacapdidntcap 2 साल पहले

      How the hell did I get so many likes

  • Cupid Skull
    Cupid Skull 11 महीने पहले +1

    Well technically, according to google, homework is considered slavery

  • Brobgonal
    Brobgonal 5 महीने पहले

    One of my subs was a retired teacher, so she made sure you were being perfect, so she was gonna be very grumpy, but can be very chill

  • XxlxvnderXx
    XxlxvnderXx 11 दिन पहले +1

    Reminds me of that one time i was trying to go get my history book and the sub went "did you ask ME if you could get IT?" i was shocked.

  • The Studio of Wonders
    The Studio of Wonders 7 महीने पहले

    There was a sub that we had while my art teacher was getting married and these kids who weren’t even in our class starts taking the art teachers paint that she got as a gift and putting it on toothbrushes and started throwing them. Paint got on the ceiling and one hit me. The art sub was fired because he didn’t do anything about it and the art teacher almost killed us all to say who it was. None of us knew tho.

  • the wolf studio
    the wolf studio 2 साल पहले +790

    Girl: *Chokes on carrot*
    Sub: "Yes, greetings to you too, *HUMAN."*

  • 💜BTSluvzone💜
    💜BTSluvzone💜 8 महीने पहले

    Once I had a substitute teacher who told off my friend for breathing “loudly” And what she said was “STOP DISTRACTING EVERYONE”

  • Artbagelss
    Artbagelss 8 महीने पहले

    This was 5 years ago yet it’s still one of my favorite videos

  • Draconic Sorcerer
    Draconic Sorcerer 8 महीने पहले

    Jaiden: for simplicity I'll call him Mr yet to be thrown out lemon.
    People: that isn't simple!
    Jaiden: I know!

  • Tidal Star
    Tidal Star 9 महीने पहले

    Yeah... So, is it weird that every teacher I've had either just passes the papers out or outs it in a stack for us to grab? It seemed normal enough to me.

  • 2K8 TRAUMA
    2K8 TRAUMA साल पहले +873

    "you are a *fruitcake.*"
    *That's my favorite insult now.*

    • marcy wu is best girl
      marcy wu is best girl 5 महीने पहले


    • 2K8 TRAUMA
      2K8 TRAUMA 8 महीने पहले

      @Max I mean, I've heard it used that way but I never personally was called a fruitcake...though I have been called an f slur a few times lmao

    • Max
      Max 8 महीने पहले +3

      Am I the only person that grew up with "fruitcake" being a homophobic slur? In fact, every time I've ever heard someone call another person a fruitcake or fruity, they were calling them gay in a negative way.

    • Super Epik Boi
      Super Epik Boi साल पहले +1


    • Snakestuff
      Snakestuff साल पहले +1

      same (and yes i know this is old)

  • Brett Macaulay
    Brett Macaulay 3 दिन पहले

    All our subs in high school were all the retired PE teachers… and PE did not go well and all the teachers called me rather angrily by my last name only. Even when taking other classes as reliefs

  • Trav
    Trav 10 महीने पहले

    I swear I must have known at least two different "Mr. YetToBeThrownOutLemon"s. One of them also did the name thing. He was actually the only teacher on campus that COULD pronounce my last name correctly. Kinda weird to think about that.

  • Wronda Lamando
    Wronda Lamando 11 महीने पहले +1

    I've never cared what teacher I have as long as they don't stop my constant drawing, and playing with paper pretending to be good at origami

  • •Fallen_Friends•
    •Fallen_Friends• 6 महीने पहले

    We had a band sub recently and I loved it. Me and my gf got in the corner of the band room and got someone to do our band work for us and so for an hour we got to cuddle in the corner

  • Casey Hansen
    Casey Hansen 5 साल पहले +1918

    Once I had a substitute teacher in the fourth grade, and our class misbehaved a lot, so we got a really strict teacher. At one point she got *really* mad because we were talking so much that she yelled at us and swore at us and took away our recess. Then we never saw that substitute again.

    • Name Name
      Name Name 3 साल पहले

      @Casey Hansen wdym by "why"?

    • Casey Hansen
      Casey Hansen 3 साल पहले

      @Name Name 😐😐😐😐 but why

    • Name Name
      Name Name 3 साल पहले

      @Casey Hansen nope. hitting students isn't illegal.

    • Name Name
      Name Name 3 साल पहले

      @Chloe xx no.

    • Name Name
      Name Name 3 साल पहले

      @Ethan Ashin lol that's the teachers at my old school

  • Will Lavine
    Will Lavine 10 महीने पहले

    For the first one or two months of the school year I didn't see my actual theater teacher and the sub we got he just let us watch movies with a tab bit of work mostly just movies tho.
    loved the guy

  • Diya Nair
    Diya Nair 9 महीने पहले +2

    once at high school someone was choking on a piece of candy and I helped her and she stopped choking and then for the rest of the year I was called hero!!

  • shelby mason
    shelby mason 10 महीने पहले

    I had a sub for my 11th grade French class, and I had her before and she was pretty crazy, she then starts to speak the worse French I've ever heard. Now this was a French culture and language class so we didn't really speak French much unless we we're reading something, so one kid raised their hand and politely said that we don't speak French unless we have a speaking part. She goes bat shit crazy, yelling that we we're all disrespectful and we we're not going to graduate for that attitude. There was a whole lot more that happened in that one class but this was the only thing that popped in my head.

  • Mirei
    Mirei महीने पहले

    At my school there is this one regular sub, who is basically the only sub I had last year that wasn’t one of the other teachers on their plan period. She would start every class by introducing herself and forbidding us from calling her Mrs M because her name was just one syllable it’s not that hard, and she would do that in every single class even though everyone had had her at least twice by the end of the year. After that she would spend anywhere from half to the ENTIRE class ranting about whatever was happening recently. One time she was subbing for my 2nd hour on the Monday after opening weekend for the school musical, which I was in. She made everyone in the musical stand up, made everyone give us a round of applause, and then talked about her kids and the musical and other barely related things for roughly 3/4 of the class, and all of us just kept standing there for like 15 minutes. It was pretty wild.

  • Burrito Man
    Burrito Man साल पहले +935

    Person: *choking and can’t breath*
    Other guy: are u choking?
    Person: *still choking*
    Other guy: ok I guess ur not choking

    • Burrito Man
      Burrito Man साल पहले

      @justin joubert I don’t understand what ur trynna say cuz my brain is smooth

    • justin joubert
      justin joubert साल पहले

      That's a joke in real life...

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      Burrito Man साल पहले


    • SpicyTee
      SpicyTee साल पहले

      @Sydney Wong Guys first of all, it's not a joke. And it's not meant that the person choking actually responds. It's just to get consent to perform the Heimlich Manuvere.

    • SpicyTee
      SpicyTee साल पहले

      @Burrito Man Guys first of all, it's not a joke. And it's not meant that the person choking actually responds. It's just to get consent to perform the Heimlich Manuvere.

  • Billy8
    Billy8 9 महीने पहले +1

    When You see a Sub...
    Who has worked at your school for 28 years in the past. They Know something we don't.

  • Angie
    Angie 10 महीने पहले

    3:23 - I had a guy like this at my school but her was my teacher , so this I can relate too

  • Pufymar
    Pufymar 5 महीने पहले

    i had a sub for music class and instead of teaching us what the music teacher was supposed to teach us she pulled out a USB stick and she played Hamilton. it was one of the best classes that week

  • Backstage_Ghoul
    Backstage_Ghoul 9 महीने पहले

    Lixian and Jaiden
    The collab we didn’t know we needed

  • Individual Cheerio
    Individual Cheerio 2 साल पहले +3848

    Jaiden: *yo wassup HOMESICLES*
    Me, in quarantine: *how did you know?*

    • Umme Rumman Mariam Jamila
      Umme Rumman Mariam Jamila 10 महीने पहले


    • Cinthia Gil
      Cinthia Gil 11 महीने पहले

      I hate quarantine

    • Teagan Wiseman
      Teagan Wiseman साल पहले

      bruh I say weird stuff like that too. "WHAT'S UP MY SWEET LITTLE PEANUT-FREE POP TARTS!" (Because peanut allergies honestly) Or, "HELLO, MY LOVELY LITTLE TOMATOES!" And my personal favorite, "HI, MY COOL CATS AND KITTENS!" I get a lot of weird looks.

    • mango face
      mango face साल पहले

      it hits diff in quarantine

    • Brady Chord
      Brady Chord साल पहले

      @Novak Vujanovic i67886)’(())’()7()()()()()()()()()()()()*()

  • Presley Toth
    Presley Toth 9 महीने पहले

    My dad is an amazing substitute teacher! It’s always cool when he subs in my class.

  • Liana
    Liana 3 महीने पहले

    I had one sub she was in the same neighborhood as me so sometimes we would talk while I was walking to school. One day at school, my class was waiting to enter the classroom and BOOM she was there in front of the board. I was surprised to see her in class and we were able to play games for a longer time on our computers than we were supposed to. PS: my school was at the back of the neighborhood so I would ride my bike there.

  • Kab Loom
    Kab Loom 8 महीने पहले

    Mr. Yettobethrownoutlemon would be the most sane teacher in my high school in the middle east. One time my friend was smoking, the teacher caught him and beat him up and I got a beating too. I asked why and he slapped me mid sentence and said “don’t talk back to me” lmao.

  • ♥︎KitKat♥︎
    ♥︎KitKat♥︎ 4 महीने पहले

    I had a sub and she completely reorganized my teacher's desk. Also someone was soo loud and she did nothing about it. Everyone was telling him to be quiet and he got REALLY mad and started swearing and stormed out of the room. The teacher just said "stop, get back to work and be quiet."